FrankenScript :: Lee Gabel's Screenwriting Journal/Blog
An online screenwriting journal for Lee Gabel
August 3, 2009
Disaster is right. Cheaply made crap with no-name actors in hopes of making a profit in the first weekend’s ticket sales. This is the kind of movie where you can watch it in fast forward without sound and still understand what’s going on. And it’s not 90 minutes long. It’s 70 minutes with a lame music video and extra long credits and the end. I guess that’s a blessing in disguise.
![[1 star]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1stars.png "[1 star]")
Beginning in June 2007, for every movie I watched, I wrote a review in approximately 100 words or less. I have certainly watched thousands of movies in my lifetime so far. My goal was to try and encapsulate my raw, visceral feelings immediately after watching the film. Some films deserved more than 100 words, most decidedly less. Yes, I am a movie fanatic. Movies are my life. ;)
![[5 stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/5stars.png "[5 stars]")
Absolutely must see!
![[4 stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/4stars.png "[4 stars]")
Go out of your way to see this!
![[3½ stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/35stars.png "[3½ stars]")
Would gladly pay to see this.
![[3 stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/3stars.png "[3 stars]")
You will be entertained.
![[2½ stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/25stars.png "[2½ stars]")
Average Hollywood effort.
![[2 stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2stars.png "[2 stars]")
Slippery slope to suckitude.
![[1½ stars]](http://frankenscript.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/15stars.png "[1½ stars]")
2 hours you'll never get back.
Absolutely don't waste your time.
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